It's a mystery to me - the game commences

For the usual fee - plus expenses

Confidential information - it's not a public inquiry



I go checking out the reports - digging up the dirt

You get to meet all sorts in this line of work

Treachery and treason - there's always an excuse for it

And when I find the reason I still can't get used to it



And what have you got at the end of the day?

What have you got to take away?

A bottle of whisky and a new set of lies

Blinds on the windows and a pain behind the eyes



Scarred for life - nocompensation

Private investigations